May
27
Hey,
I see you've entered my blog, just uh don't get lost.
May
26
In the words of the great morgan:
I’m sorry the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours
Use of Profanity With Age
- 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
- 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
(via hell-to-the-nah)
(via hell-to-the-nah)
(via hell-to-the-nah)
(via hell-to-the-nah)
May
22
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
“You’re a bitch!”
“No, you’re a bitch!”
“YOU ARE A BITCH!”
“You’re the biggest bitch I know!”
BRYAN PUT THE OZZFEST GRAPHIC UP
May
21
My friend was gonna give me a CSGO beta key, then his internet dropped. 
(via hell-to-the-nah)
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